The Friendly Tranny
Sarah Valentine: last night a tranny tried to befriend me
Sarah Valentine: at the mall
Steve Stone: a noticeable guy dressed like a woman?
Sarah Valentine: yeah
Sarah Valentine: I was at the shoe store with my friend and she was in a different aisle then I was
Sarah Valentine: so I go to see her and immediately am like “OMG there’s a tranny talking to my friend.”
Sarah Valentine: And I just could see him/her from behind, but I knew it was a guy and not a woman because he/she had really long fake nails and was obviously wearing a wig
Sarah Valentine: and was man size
Steve Stone: so how did it approach your friend in the first place
Steve Stone: did you ever find out how the conversation started up?
Sarah Valentine: I guess he/she just randomly started talking to her about some shoes that she was trying on
Steve Stone: I prefer the term “it”
Steve Stone: so what did it talk to you about?
Sarah Valentine: first it was just talking to us about shoes
Sarah Valentine: and then I was like “hey the store’s closing, we have to leave”
Sarah Valentine: to just my friend
Sarah Valentine: and it followed us out and continued to talk to us
Steve Stone: hahah
Sarah Valentine: and my friend used to work at the mall so she saw someone she knew and we stopped to talk to them
Sarah Valentine: and the tranny kept walking and I was like “whew”
Sarah Valentine: but then when we started walking again it popped out of nowhere and started talking to us again
Steve Stone: awesome
Sarah Valentine: and then it was like “hey, there’s a shoe store that’s still open”
Sarah Valentine: like trying to make us hang out with it and look at shoes with it
Sarah Valentine: and I was just like “haha (nervous laugh) um no …I’m tired we have to go home.”
Sarah Valentine: and it walked with us for about five minutes until we got to by where we were parked
Sarah Valentine: and finally I was just like “ok have a nice night”
Sarah Valentine: and we sped walked away
Steve Stone: WOW… it walked you to your car! that’s creepy
Steve Stone: I can’t stand regular people who hang out at places alone and try to make friends
Steve Stone: much less crazy cross dressy ones
Sarah Valentine: yeah I don’t hate trannies
Sarah Valentine: it was just the way it tried to be friends with us
Sarah Valentine: I would have been creeped out if it had been a man or a woman or a duck
Sarah Valentine: but as it was, it was a tranny
Steve Stone: what was it wearing?
Sarah Valentine: it was wearing dress pants and some kind of blouse, kind of professional looking
Sarah Valentine: but then it was wearing stockings and flat sandals
Sarah Valentine: which apparently it had told my friend were the only shoes it could find in it’s size
Sarah Valentine: and by the way, stockings and open toed shoes are a big fashion faux pas
Sarah Valentine: and all I could look at were that it had all these huge runs in the feet of it’s stockings
Sarah Valentine: it was a hot mess
Steve Stone: wow what a picture you paint
Steve Stone: and how are you sure this wasn’t just a really ugly woman? Did you broach the “you’re a dude in a dress” topic?
Sarah Valentine: haha, no
Steve Stone: so then you’re really not sure it was a man?
Sarah Valentine: there was no way it was really a woman
Sarah Valentine: she had a man voice
Sarah Valentine: and long ass fake nails
Sarah Valentine: and was built like a man
Sarah Valentine: and had bad makeup
Steve Stone: well, did it make any remarks at all that would signal that it was a man?
Steve Stone: I would assume that an obvious man in a dress would want to talk about his “lifestyle”
Steve Stone: especially with newfound mall friends!
Sarah Valentine: no it was totally like the elephant in the room
Sarah Valentine: we all knew he was a man
Sarah Valentine: but we didn’t talk about it