Kids Names
Sarah Valentine: Check this out
Sarah Valentine: The number one argument for sterilization
Steve Stone: Uh, don’t be such a prude… I’m gunna name my first daughter 7of9
Sarah Valentine: lol, what does that mean?
Steve Stone: it’s a star trek reference, google images sister
Steve Stone: now that’s 4real
Sarah Valentine: haha, you’re a dork
Sarah Valentine: I went to school with a guy named Kal-el
Steve Stone: was he middle eastern?
Steve Stone: because that sounds middle eastern
Sarah Valentine: no his dad really liked superman
Sarah Valentine: that’s superman’s name
Steve Stone: really? and I’m the dork?
Sarah Valentine: google search son
Steve Stone: at least my dorkyness is centered in this century
Steve Stone: superman is ooollldd, but I guess they did come out with another movie recently
Sarah Valentine: I’m an old skool dork
Steve Stone: besides I don’t think being in love with a half human robot and wanting to name my daughter after her 
makes me a dork
Steve Stone: … or wait, yes, yes it does
Sarah Valentine: we’ve all got our thing…it’s cool
Steve Stone: that’s the girl from starship troopers by the way
Steve Stone: I don’t remember her name
Sarah Valentine: Denise Richards?
Steve Stone: yep, that be her name
Sarah Valentine: I’m going to name my kids manly names
Steve Stone: like Roy?
Sarah Valentine: like SMASH LAMPJAW
Sarah Valentine: or TRUNK SLAMCHEST
Steve Stone: wow, and if it’s a boy?
Steve Stone: smash lampjaw… lol
Sarah Valentine: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFHlJ2voJHY
Steve Stone: that’s good
Steve Stone: do you have a power/porn name?
Sarah Valentine: um…what’s the formula again?
Steve Stone: name of first pet OR middle name + street you grew up on
Sarah Valentine: middle name plus street is your soap opera name
Steve Stone: well excuse me… how do you do porn name then?
Steve Stone: I just made up my power name… Kevin Stone
Sarah Valentine: how do you get your power name?
Steve Stone: I just made it up… the only requirement really is that it sound powerful
Steve Stone: like my sisters is Alexis Donnifer
Sarah Valentine: hmmm…I don’t know what mine is
Steve Stone: and I have a friend who has one too.. brock something
Sarah Valentine: my porn name is Cleo VonLoopinStab
Steve Stone: German? Are you sure? They do some pretty kinky porn
Steve Stone: and how did you come up with that? did you grow up on VonLoopinStab lane?
Sarah Valentine: it’s cool, just as long as you can pronounce the safe word
Steve Stone: Jumanji?
Sarah Valentine: have you seen Eurotrip?
Steve Stone: no
Sarah Valentine: oh it’s so funny, you should see it
Sarah Valentine: this guy goes to this german sex shop, and the woman who played Xena is this dominatrix
Sarah Valentine: and she gives him a safe word written down, and when he tries to read it it’s this big scary unpronounceable german word
Steve Stone: hahah
Sarah Valentine: I kind of wish I had grown up on VonLoopinStab lane, that’d be pimp
Steve Stone: if by pimp you mean weird, then yes. I agree
Sarah Valentine: my soap opera name is Emily Via Valencia
Steve Stone: mines Matt Pulsar
Sarah Valentine: ooh that’s a good one
Steve Stone: yours ain’t bad either… how do you come up with porn names then?
Sarah Valentine: I don’t know, I just made that one up
Steve Stone: LOL you just thought up Cleo VonLoopinStab
Sarah Valentine: yep, I’m a writer, what can I say?
Steve Stone: so you just thought “hummm what’s a good porn star name: Cleo VonLoopinStab”
Steve Stone: something had to lead to that
Sarah Valentine: a lady never tells
Sarah Valentine: I think I want my power name to be something Rock
Sarah Valentine: because a rock is powerful, and it’s also like rock and roll
Sarah Valentine: it has double meaning…which is also powerful
Steve Stone: powerful sure… but maybe too close to my power last name: Stone
Sarah Valentine: don’t hate
Steve Stone: you’re miss creative don’t bite my name
Steve Stone: Sarah: yeah so my power name is Kendra Rock
Steve Stone: what was yours again?
Steve Stone: Kevin Stone
Steve Stone: oh, maybe you should change that
Sarah Valentine: it’s hard coming up with a power name
Steve Stone: I know it is, but you’re on a good path, just keep trying
Steve Stone: maybe you should come up with the first name first
Sarah Valentine: okay I’ve got it
Sarah Valentine: Sally Valentine
Steve Stone: that’s good, not great, but good
Sarah Valentine: wtf?
Steve Stone: sally just doesn’t sound powery enough to me
Steve Stone: I love Valentine
Sarah Valentine: Sally sounds sassy
Steve Stone: Right! and sassy does not = power
Steve Stone: maybe it’s okay
Sarah Valentine: damn right it’s okay
Sarah Valentine: it’s more than okay
Sarah Valentine: it’s a fabulous power name
Steve Stone: alright Salentine, I get it, it’s awesome
Sarah Valentine: salentine? ewww