Goosed
Sarah Valentine: dude I had no idea John* was 23
Steve Stone: did you think he was eleventeen?
Sarah Valentine: pretty much
Sarah Valentine: he’s a manboy
Steve Stone: ban, or moy
Sarah Valentine: Moy!
Sarah Valentine: that’s what you yell
Sarah Valentine: when someone gooses you
Steve Stone: I am not sure I have ever been “goosed”
Steve Stone: what does it mean?
Steve Stone: am I being goosed right now?
Sarah Valentine: LOL
Steve Stone: MOY!
Sarah Valentine: no
Sarah Valentine: it’s when you’re walking upstairs and someone grabs your butt
Steve Stone: thats pretty specific
Sarah Valentine: it is
Sarah Valentine: but that’s what geese do
Steve Stone: and where does moy come in again?
Sarah Valentine: when they goose you, you yell Moy
Steve Stone: and who is they?
Sarah Valentine: creepsters who goose you on the stairs
Steve Stone: AHHHH HAAA
Sarah Valentine: Gosh do I have to explain everything to you?
Steve Stone: I infer from your last statement you can be goosed while not walking on stairs!
Steve Stone: I knew it
Sarah Valentine: I’m not so sure
Steve Stone: were you goosed as a child?
Steve Stone: it’s okay to tell me
Steve Stone: this is a safe zone
Sarah Valentine: ok I just found out that it doesn’t have to be on the stairs
Sarah Valentine: tr.v. goosed, goos·ing, goos·es Slang
1. To poke, prod, or pinch (a person) between or on the buttocks.
Steve Stone: well then I am being goosed right now (by myself, I’m so dirty!)
Sarah Valentine: ewwww
Sarah Valentine: not a safe zone
Sarah Valentine: not a safe zone
Steve Stone: I wonder if your supposed to shape your hand like a goose, like you would for a shadow puppet, then pinch someone’s ass?
Steve Stone: and does that make it office appropriate?
Steve Stone: like “dude, chill out I was just goosin you”
Sarah Valentine: not if you’re going between the buttocks
Steve Stone: hummmmmm
Steve Stone: not office appropriate or not goose shaped hand, for between the cheeks?
Sarah Valentine: both I would say
Sarah Valentine:
Steve Stone: that lady needs a haircut BAD
Sarah Valentine:
Sarah Valentine: That guy is definitely thinking “MOY” in his head
Steve Stone: I cant believe you would joke about that… that makes me so mad… I think catholics should have the same rights as every one else… Its just really unfair how everyone discriminates against them… maybe we should not talk about this anymore…
Sarah Valentine: that was lame dude
Steve Stone: you’re lame
Sarah Valentine:
Sarah Valentine: “Maurice J. Speiser, goosing the devil of Corruption & trampling the serpent of Vice, as he embraces the stripteaser of Law.”
Sarah Valentine: this one may be my favorite
Steve Stone: ahhh yes… the strip teaser of law
Steve Stone: a piller of the community really
Steve Stone: I had no idea about this goosing thing, and apparently it’s quite wide spread
Sarah Valentine:
Sarah Valentine: It’s even made it to MLB
Steve Stone: I just figured it was something you and your friends made up after a sexy experience with a goose on the stairs
Sarah Valentine: no, while I definitely have had some sexy experiences with geese on the stairs, this is actually something I didn’t make up
Steve Stone: wow, that bald guy sure is getting his goose on pretty deep on Bloomouist
Sarah Valentine: yeah he’s a hard core gooser
Sarah Valentine: ok last one
Sarah Valentine: http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,70131-1278255,00.html
Sarah Valentine: “Male reporters would never be treated to a public goosing.” lol
Steve Stone: I really want to goose someone now
Sarah Valentine: that would be against office policy