Steve and Sarah's Blog

Toilet Talkers

admin — Sat, 05 Jan 2008 00:48:06 +0000

Steve Stone: I hate when I go into the bathroom and Gene is in there, on the crapper, talking on his phone
Sarah Valentine: ewww awkward
Steve Stone: very awkward
Steve Stone: I mean the person on the other end must know they’re in the bathroom
Steve Stone: its got to be all echoey
Sarah Valentine: I have a friend who calls me every time he takes a poo
Steve Stone: noooo way

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Playpen Balls and Balloons

Sarah — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 22:30:23 +0000

Steve Stone: I think I may fill my apartment with play pen balls
Steve Stone: that would be AWESOME
Sarah Valentine: but you would lose things all the time
Steve Stone: true… but I think it would be worth it

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Bad Karma

admin — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 20:39:45 +0000

Sarah Valentine: Somebody just sent me this message on facebook:
Sarah Valentine: “did you ever live in a Buddhist centre in Portland?”
Steve Stone: you have got to say yea
Steve Stone: and just find out where they’re going with it

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Goosed

Sarah — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 19:22:05 +0000

Sarah Valentine: dude I had no idea John* was 23
Steve Stone: did you think he was eleventeen?
Sarah Valentine: pretty much
Sarah Valentine: he’s a manboy
Steve Stone: ban, or moy
Sarah Valentine: Moy!
Sarah Valentine: that’s what you yell
Sarah Valentine: when someone gooses you
Steve Stone: I am not sure I have ever been “goosed”
Steve Stone: what does it mean?

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Gay Fight

admin — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 21:47:24 +0000

Steve Stone: did you ever notice how only pervy freaky weirdies refer to themselves as living a “lifestyle”
Steve Stone: like the gay, or transsexual, or swinger “lifestyle”
Steve Stone: what’s up with that
Sarah Valentine: well what would you call it?
Steve Stone: a hobby
Sarah Valentine: you think being gay is a hobby?

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The Friendly Tranny

admin — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 21:43:47 +0000

Sarah Valentine: last night a tranny tried to befriend me
Sarah Valentine: at the mall
Steve Stone: a noticeable guy dressed like a woman?
Sarah Valentine: yeah

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Kids Names

admin — Thu, 09 Aug 2007 04:56:47 +0000

Sarah Valentine: Check this out
Sarah Valentine: The number one argument for sterilization
Steve Stone: Uh, don’t be such a prude… I’m gunna name my first daughter 7of9
Sarah Valentine: lol, what does that mean?
Steve Stone: it’s a star trek reference, google images sister
Steve Stone: now that’s 4real
Sarah Valentine: haha, you’re a dork

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Vegetarians

admin — Thu, 09 Aug 2007 04:56:40 +0000

Steve Stone: this whole politically correct thing has gone too far
Steve Stone: its like you can’t even say retarded any more…
Steve Stone: you have to say vegetarian

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We heart Chris

admin — Thu, 09 Aug 2007 04:56:32 +0000

Sarah Valentine: I think I have a little crush on Chris Brown
Steve Stone: oh so do I! but just FYI… his last name is Barnwell
Sarah Valentine: no Chris Brown the rapper
Sarah Valentine: he’s precious

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Frogs with Wings

admin — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 23:33:26 +0000

Sarah Valentine: there are bats at my dad’s house sometimes…that’s scary
Steve Stone: it’s more rational then my fear of winged frogs
Steve Stone: with teeth
Sarah Valentine: yeah…
Steve Stone: flappy frogs freak me out
Sarah Valentine: those don’t really exist
Steve Stone: true
Steve Stone: which makes the fear all the more irational
Sarah Valentine: good call

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